Wow! Really? Wow!

I have a running sponsorship through Brooks Running Company, and every year they send me a team uniform I have to wear to all my races. This years uniform is....different. Very bright, very small in length. If I saw a guy dressed like me toe the line at a race, I would think, "Man, I'm toast! He looks like a pro!" The problem with that is, I'm not! Especially since I've been off for so long. These first couple of races might be slightly embarrassing. Oh well, I'll at least have a good laugh prancing around in my neon undies.